This pie is inspired by Waitress the Musical’s Dr. Pomatter, who before having met Jenna and her biblical pies, has not indulged in sugar for years. This pie would be perfect for pre-Jenna Dr. Pomatter, because this pie is tarter than it is sweet. The way the plums make your mouth pucker makes you forget there is even sugar in this pie at all!
Jenna: “My momma used to say you’ll live to 100 if you give up all the things that’ll make you want to live to be 100.”
From Waitress the Musical
Jenna: “My momma used to say you’ll live to 100 if you give up all the things that’ll make you want to live to be 100.”
From Waitress the Musical
Get your puckin' plumtastic plums...
...pit them and halve them...
mix in sugar... butter... flour... (actually just sugar and some thickening agents).
Assemble your first pie shell. Add crust dust (from the crust fairy). Or unicorn.
"She's a unicorn!" -Says Sara B and Jessie Mueller. All the time. About each other.
"She's a unicorn!" -Says Sara B and Jessie Mueller. All the time. About each other.
Ladle your wet juicy plums and their plumtastic juices into your 1st pie shell.
Dot plums with sugar... butter... flour... actually, just butter.
Cover plums with second pie crust, slit, and sugar. Then bake to perfection.
MMMMM... Then slice and eat. And dream of Dr. Pomatter.