Becky’s "BERRY THE BULLSHIT! Pie"

“What I brought to the character of Becky is… most likely my sass.” -Keala Settle on her role Becky in Waitress the Musical

This pie is inspired by one of Becky’s lines in Waitress the Musical. Jenna catches *spolier alert* Becky and Cal gettin’ it on in Cal’s kitchen, and while Jenna judges her and tells her how wrong it is, Becky tells her to bake a “BERRY THE BULLSHIT! Pie” because she suspects Jenna of having her own affair with her doc. This pie screams “Becky” to me and a crumble pie is one of my favorite types of pie. The crumble topping tastes like an oatmeal cookie atop a pie. So really… best of both worlds.

Start with gorgeous berries...

...and get another shot of them from the side with the freshly-picked-Strawberries-picked-by-you in the background. Because these berries are THAT gorgeous. And are about to be buried in BULLSHIT. I mean, er, crumble.

Mix everything together.

Get your crumble ingredients...

...and chop em up.

Then add them to your other crumble ingredients, and set it all aside.

Fill your pie shell with your beautiful berries...

...until your pie shell is this full.

Then you BERRY THE BULLSHIT! I mean, berry the burys. I mean, bury the berries? Now I'm confused.

Bake it to perfection. And then take a photo where 90% of the pie is out of focus.

Andddddd... Enjoy! And don't forget, to BERRY THE BULLSHIT!